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HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR


Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means, ‘Without Information Fighting Every time’
WIFE says: No, it means ‘With Idiot for Ever’
Happy New Year 2018

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

My new year 2k18 resolution is to be more then  optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, are/or whiskey.

New Years Eve (2k18) is this are only acceptable this time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.  to grand well come 2018.

My New Years (2k18) resolution is 1080p 

I'm getting drunk just thinking about tomorrow night. This are good idea to work life long to happy to your family.

My New Year 2018 resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year 2k18 resolutions. I have only one resolution. I hop to this are work to them. 

To rediscover one of  the difference between wants and/& needs. 

Bhagwan kare aap ko ek
Crore rupay
Sey bhara howa bag mile
?
?
Aur
Har ek note
Pe likha ho
HAPPY NEW YEAR

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